These scones reflect the professors' image of genteel academics, masking their sinister secrets, perfect for a deceptive 'tea time.'
Preheat oven to 400°F.
In a bowl, combine flour, sugar, baking powder, and salt.
Cut in butter until mixture resembles coarse crumbs.
Whisk milk, egg, and vanilla; add to crumb mixture, stirring until just moistened.
Turn onto a floured surface; knead gently and shape into a circle.
Cut into wedges and place on a baking sheet.
Bake for 15-20 minutes until golden.